{"id":1116,"date":"2011-05-25T07:28:35","date_gmt":"2011-05-25T05:28:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.im-banne-der-sensoren.de\/?p=1116"},"modified":"2011-05-25T07:30:18","modified_gmt":"2011-05-25T05:30:18","slug":"nahe-liliput","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.im-banne-der-sensoren.de\/?p=1116","title":{"rendered":"nahe Liliput"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.im-banne-der-sensoren.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/SDIM1876_stuehle.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-198\u201c title=\"nahe Liliput\" src=\"http:\/\/www.im-banne-der-sensoren.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/SDIM1876_stuehle.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"950\" height=\"\u201e633&quot;\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Um die Reihe von Abbildungen t\u00f6richter Dinge etwas auszubauen, zeige ich hier die Kindersitzstelle einer befremdlich guten jedoch miserabel gelegenen Eisdiele, bei deren Tisch-Platzierung man sehr genau darauf geachtet hat, dass die Schlumpfeisfresser auf dem Weg zur Toilette aber sowas von im Weg sitzen m\u00fcssen und \u00fcberall das verstreuen k\u00f6nnen, was man heutzutage unter hilflosem Grinsen der Eltern aufs Eis sich machen l\u00e4sst (keine Selbstbedienung!), also: Smarties, Streusel und Mini-Marshmellows. \u00bbSelber Mini-Marshmellow!\u00ab<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,3],"tags":[113,221],"class_list":["post-1116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-innen","category-peter_p","tag-eiswerk","tag-mobel","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.im-banne-der-sensoren.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.im-banne-der-sensoren.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.im-banne-der-sensoren.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.im-banne-der-sensoren.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.im-banne-der-sensoren.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1116"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.im-banne-der-sensoren.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1116\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1120,"href":"https:\/\/www.im-banne-der-sensoren.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1116\/revisions\/1120"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.im-banne-der-sensoren.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.im-banne-der-sensoren.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.im-banne-der-sensoren.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}